October 23, 2002
A bad Christian didn’t listen to his Sunday School lesson. I was informed just now that an Atheist is one who believes in God. Apparently, this also makes me a Christian. Here I was thinking that someone who believes in a single deity was a monotheist. Oh what an idiot I am. Since I am stupid, perhaps I should become an evangelist. What a wonderful idea. An atheist evangelist. Oh wait, that has been done. Oh poo.
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October 22, 2002
I shall pose an interesting situation.
One is faced with a life of monotony and contentment because the world they live in does not offer more and more cannot be created by the law they are governed by. Original thought no longer exists in that society. The person also has the chance to delve into mediocrity, something they have never before experienced. Is mediocrity that which they lack and should strive for simply because they have never experienced it before? Is it possible that this person is incapable of mediocrity?
What does one do when the world is without challenge and life is without meaning because the world is without challenge? When one has traveled down a path in search of nothing, only to enjoy the path, what do they do when the road is still not traveled but is now predictable because of one’s own equation of predicatbility? Should one savor the moment that the calculation was wrong even though living for the hope of one moment to occur is futile and contrived? Is life really about living to be miserable in order to learn?
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October 21, 2002
I had a religious discussion with my mother this evening. It produced some interesting conversation, mostly it was amusing for me. She told me proof of God’s existence lies in the fact that men have one less rib than women. I thought this was interesting since both genders possess the same number of ribs. She then read a verse out of the Bible stating that men have one less than women because Eve was forged from the rib of Adam. I then proceeded to show skeletal drawings of both males and females. After showing them to her, counting my own ribs, counting my dads ribs, and explaining, she called me a liar. The next topic of conversation was about murder. I asked her to define how killing is inherently not good without using God or law as an excuse. She could not do it. I am moving to the mountains and living in a underground bunker. All these religious nuts are crazy.
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October 4, 2002
I have just heard the most brilliant reason for why there is a God. There is a God because he created this planet and we are able to live on it. Without God we wouldn’t be able to live on this “Just Right” planet. Who knew such reason could be found in the depths of Christianity? I think I shall run out to my nearest church and throw myself on the mercy of the Lord, right after I stop laughing…
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