June 3, 2004
Day 5000 of cleaning out my grandmother’s apartment-I cleaned out the refrigerator today only to find vegetables that were only in existence during prehistoric times and mold on cheese that formed new breeds of cheese. I also found ham from 2002, corndogs, and ground beef from who knows when. Fortunately, I did not find any sex-related objects so that was positive… She slept most of the day and acted rather crazy but this is not unusual. I ended up filling 23 bags with garbage, which is down from the usual number of 50 (or more). The absolute worst part of the day was when she handed me a knife and cut my hand! Yay for more injuries to my body! Currently, I am recovering from the following injuries that she has inflicted on me: injured Achilles tendon, knife wound on hand, cactus injury on arm, and a bruised foot. I wonder what injuries I will acquire next time! I will be putting up the rose garden bench for her so the possible injuries seem to be limitless!
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