July 2, 2004
My grandmother asked me today to find a recipe for Waldorf salad. My first thought was of Fawlty Towers… Nonetheless, I told her that I would give her a recipe for Waldorf salad and I asked when she needed it. She said immediately because she wished to make it right away for the family reunion that is not taking place until August. She then asked if I would be attending with the entire family and partaking in the party and festivities the night before the reunion. I explained that I will be out of town during that time and will be unable to come. She started to cry and told me that everyone would miss me. Who in the family would miss me? She probably does not understand and most likely thinks that I am moving to Botswana to be a pirate, a single pirate, no less. I think her life revolves around the family reunion and around me not being married…
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