October 23, 2005

Our hall stinks because of the single man next door. He is a stinky smoker that has smelly friends and they stink up the hall. Fortunately, we have a door right next to our hallway so we can just prop it open to air out the hall. Otherwise, it gets stale, stinky, and smells like smoke. We started propping the door open with a small rock. Someone took the rock. So, we started propping the door open with bricks (about 8 of them) and someone stole all 8 of the bricks. We decided at that point we would start putting out cinder blocks. So, now over 4 cinder blocks have been kicked onto the sidewalk and then were stolen. As I was sitting at the computer today, I heard a scraping noise (like a cinder block hitting the sidewalk) so I told Brian. He ran out into the mailbox area and finally had a confrontation with the culprit. She is this awful Ohioany woman that lives in our building. She is mean and nasty to everyone for no reason. She has always given us dirty looks (and I am sure anyone else) and she stares at people. She is probably in her late fifties (but she looks like she is 400 years old), always wears brown, and is the most drab looking creature we have ever seen. She has that awful Midwestern nasal voice and is just the quintessential post office employee. Brian thinks she works at the BMV (BUCKEYE Motor Vehicles) ;). After weeks of trying to figure out just who has been closing one of the doors to our building we finally know. Brian asked her if she had been the one kicking the cinderblocks onto the sidewalk and she said yes. So he asked why and told her how the hall stinks because of the single man’s cigarette smoke. She turned her back to him and walked up the stairs and said, “Take it up with the management.” while he was still talking. Rude. I will not repeat what colorful names he called her but he was fuming mad. Before she walked away she said that it made the building cold. We live on the first floor where the door is and she lives on the floor above. I highly doubt that the cold air goes up the stairway and then moves all the way over to her apartment. In addition, she was kicking and stealing bricks, rocks, and cinderblocks long before it got colder here. She was doing it when it was 80+ degrees! She is full of poo so Brian is going to report her to the management. Yay. We really feel sorry for her because she is such a mean-spirited, rude, passive-aggressive, thief.

It is ironically convenient that she is stealing our cinder blocks since we needed to toss them out anyway… :)

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