October 24, 2005
Our neighbor upstairs, Fatty McUgly (this is the nice name I have given her, Brian has called her MUCH worse) has just stolen another cinderblock, this makes 2 in less than 8 hours! This woman is a kleptomaniac for cinderblocks. You would think if someone wanted to steal something, they might want to steal something better than that. We have already written a letter to the management about her and the single man. He and his friends have been yelling in the hallway at 2 AM and yelling in his apartment about how they are drunk and it’s a beautiful thing. Why can’t they be quiet drunks? And why can’t he live in a dorm anyway?
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