November 2, 2005
The woman upstairs, Fatty McUgly, has stooped to new low levels. This time, she left a 3″x5″ index card taped to the cinderblock that props the door open saying:
“THANKS FOR THE JAPANESE BEETLE INFESTATION
DON’T BRICK THE DOOR
THANK YOU”
She is an idiot. The building has no Japanese Beetles and to my knowledge Japanese Beetles are not even outside of the Ohio River Valley because it is too cold. I have also never seen a Japanese Beetle around here. The only thing in the building is a handful of ladybugs and it is hardly an “infestation.” In addition, we used a cinderblock to hold open the door not a brick. Idiot.
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