November 4, 2005
We had our meeting with the apartment complex management yesterday. They basically said we could keep opening the door with the cinderblock. I compromised saying that we would partially open the door so no weird animals (rats, stray cats, raccoons, etc.) would get in. They said that sounded great and did not care about the few ladybugs coming inside. They said they would talk to Fatty McUgly and make sure that she would stop harassing us. All was well until she started stealing cinderblocks again and someone left a note on the main door to outside saying, “Please don’t let the bugs in.” We certainly did not post a note saying, “Please don’t let the stink out.” on the single man’s door, although, we would have liked to do that… In addition, the person we suspect that left the latest note lives on the fourth floor and we live on the first floor. They don’t even use this door to do anything except get mail. These people are passive-aggressive idiots. In addition, these people don’t even seem to realize that the “bugs” which are actually ladybugs, specifically, Asian Lady Beetles, help to keep the wheat in Ohio from being ruined by Aphids. The ladybugs can only survive by being indoors during the winter and then emerging in the spring. Then, they will be able to prey on aphids and control the aphid population. The ladybugs cannot even breed or reproduce indoors so it is not as though millions of them will be swarming about the building in May. These people are so disconnected from nature that they cannot possibly see that some insects are actually helpful and help to feed them and the 100 lb. Toddler they are raising along with the other 18 kids they have. Again, they are ignorant idiots.
A funny thing happened to Brian this morning… He was going to school early, before 7 AM, and he walked to the bus stop. While walking, he saw Fatty McUgly was going to take the bus as well. He saw her go behind a dumpster and he walked past her waiting for the bus. He looked back and she was hiding out behind a tree watching him. This woman is our parents age and she’s practically stalking Brian… So, he gets on the bus and looks out the window to see her emerge from behind the tree (with her 200 lb. handbag and 400 lb. shopping bag - she looks like a bag lady). Then she walks up to the bus stop to wait for the next bus, which would be there in about 15 minutes. Why on earth would someone wait an extra 15 minutes for a bus in the cold Ohio morning just so they could hide behind a tree and stalk a man? What a nutcase.
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