I am retarded.
September 23, 2007
I am retarded. Yes, you heard me, retarded. No, I am not stupid. However, it appears that my “emotional intelligence” is below average. According to Queendom’s “scientifically validated” test I have an emotional IQ of 84. My “other” IQ is twice that. Does that make me a genius/retard hybrid? I should get Brian to take this test. No doubt, he would have a low score too. Although, he would probably think his EIQ is high going into the test…
I suppose Feeling types had to come up with the Emotional IQ so they would not *feel* inferior to Thinkers. Outside of that, I can see no reason why such a test exists. This is the anti-logic test which actually shows you pictures and asks you how the person is feeling. Their feelings are irrelevant! I am mostly interested in how this test is “scientifically validated” and why it makes me a EIQ retard simply because I do not wish to spend my time crying about my feelings and patting people on the back.
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I scored 125. ’nuff said.
comment by Brian — September 23, 2007 @ 8:01 pm
I think you cheated. Just because you hugged the lady next door when her dog kicked the bucket does not make you an emotional expert.
comment by Katy — September 23, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
…then I must be a better cheater at emotional tests than you are.
comment by Brian — September 23, 2007 @ 10:27 pm
I did not cheat at all. I was completely honest in my answers on the EIQ test. I mean seriously, who would CHEAT to get a score of 84 on the EIQ. I cannot imagine anyone who would cheat to get a score that would place them in the 14 percentile.
comment by katy — September 23, 2007 @ 10:33 pm