I took my grandmother to the dentist again today for yet another teeth-whitening excursion. Her vanity overwhelms me. Nonetheless, I also had to clean out her dressers and closet. That was fun. I am scarred for life now. I found several thongs, revealing nightgowns, a belly shirt, and a completely see-thru lace shirt. I will not mention the other items that I found mostly because I cannot bring myself to say them and I am in denial. This only frightens me more after I found that love leash and handcuffs several years ago… Apparently, the words “granny panties” mean nothing to her. In addition, I met her new “gentleman friend” that lives next door. He has a car so this is a big selling point to her. I did jokingly ask her if I should start calling him grandpa and she said no because they were just friends. I do not ever want to know if they are “special friends”… I believe they attended “Poker Night” this evening at the retirement home. She gave up “Knitting Hour” to go with him to an alcohol and gambling centered event. Cleaning up the clutter in her apartment took me many hours and it was all very boring and tedious work that I do not care to engage in for a very long time.

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Tigger gropes women!–That is just pathetic…

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Tigger gropes women!–That is just pathetic…

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Financing for Breast Jobs!– How would breast implants be “medically required”? I am not aware of any doctors that have ever told someone they needed bigger breasts in order to live…

Anti-HIV gel– Why don’t they just spread a thick layer of the gel all over the planet and save everyone the trouble. We all know most people cannot be bothered to use protection…

Bad Yoga!– Why does everyone have to try and ruin yoga… What happened to yoga being a way to find the bliss of the limitless self? Yoga as a means of competition is utterly ridiculous… How can one’s Self compete with another’s Self? What if they are competing with their True Selves and the bounds are limitless? Hmm, it seems rather difficult for two selves to compete when they are limitless, what would be the need? Apparently, none of these people are in touch with the limitless self. Hatha and Tantric Yoga are better anyway.
Sex stimulates intellect– Strange. Would celibacy not have the same effect? Does this mean that hookers are extremely intelligent?

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Why on earth should discrimination be legalized? I wonder if they plan to repeal the vote for women and minorities? I am surprised they have not also suggested that minorities be put back into slavery. What is next, stoning gay people to death? Next the government should declare Christianity as the official religion of the US. After that, they should hang anyone who is not a Christian. Now let us all wave our American flags because we love America. Home of the free and the brave… I am not sure *free* or *brave* really fits any longer. Perhaps we should use stupid and cowardly instead?

Also, has anyone heard about the new Mel Gibson movie, The Passion of Christ? Click here to read an article about it.

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Why on earth should discrimination be legalized? I wonder if they plan to repeal the vote for women and minorities? I am surprised they have not also suggested that minorities be put back into slavery. What is next, stoning gay people to death? Next the government should declare Christianity as the official religion of the US. After that, they should hang anyone who is not a Christian. Now let us all wave our American flags because we love America. Home of the free and the brave… I am not sure *free* or *brave* really fits any longer. Perhaps we should use stupid and cowardly instead?

Also, has anyone heard about the new Mel Gibson movie, The Passion of Christ? Click here to read an article about it.

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New spin on the Janet Jackson boob outbreak

This is probably the only decent article I have seen that actually addresses the Janet Jackson “wardrobe malfunction” as a constitutional issue. Thoughts and opinions are welcome.

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New spin on the Janet Jackson boob outbreak

This is probably the only decent article I have seen that actually addresses the Janet Jackson “wardrobe malfunction” as a constitutional issue. Thoughts and opinions are welcome.

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I have just heard the most brilliant reason for why there is a God. There is a God because he created this planet and we are able to live on it. Without God we wouldn’t be able to live on this “Just Right” planet. Who knew such reason could be found in the depths of Christianity? I think I shall run out to my nearest church and throw myself on the mercy of the Lord, right after I stop laughing…

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Latest email snippet from someone who doesn’t know me:

“Stupid people are not necessarily bad people. Give

them a break every now and then, not everyone can be

born brilliant like you. I know plenty of dum dums who

are also nice as can be. Plus many times the dummies

wind up being your boss in the real world. Takes all

kinds you know.”

I just started laughing and I don’t think I shall ever stop. They completely do not understand the premise of my disdain for the stupid. I also found the boss part extremely amusing.

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I had a discussion with my mother this evening about religion. I asked her if she would kill me if God told her to. She said “Yes, if I was certain God was telling me to do so.” I asked her, “How would you be certain without doubting God which is a sin?” She said, “I would seek counsel before I did it.” I said, “That’s doubting God and also you would locked up in a mental institution.” She said, “If God appeared here and said to kill me would you do it?” I said, “Hell no, I’d kill him. If he wants it done so badly he should do it himself” Then I proceeded to go off the deep end with my comical antics on religion about the Yates woman killing her kids (not that I find it at all funny) but I used it to prove a point. I said, “What if God told her to kill her kids? Did she do anything wrong?” My mom says “Yes, of course.” We got into a heated discussion, although, mildly amusing I must admit. So amusing that I was driven to put red paint over my door and print the words “Passover” on it. I told her that I was taking up all the keys to the doors in the house and running her through a metal detector before she ever came in. Religious zealots are psycho. My own mother who is typically full of rational thought is too a zealot that can be nuts if God so inclines to tell her to murder her own child. And yet she’s still my best friend…

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I had a discussion with my mother this evening about religion. I asked her if she would kill me if God told her to. She said “Yes, if I was certain God was telling me to do so.” I asked her, “How would you be certain without doubting God which is a sin?” She said, “I would seek counsel before I did it.” I said, “That’s doubting God and also you would locked up in a mental institution.” She said, “If God appeared here and said to kill me would you do it?” I said, “Hell no, I’d kill him. If he wants it done so badly he should do it himself” Then I proceeded to go off the deep end with my comical antics on religion about the Yates woman killing her kids (not that I find it at all funny) but I used it to prove a point. I said, “What if God told her to kill her kids? Did she do anything wrong?” My mom says “Yes, of course.” We got into a heated discussion, although, mildly amusing I must admit. So amusing that I was driven to put red paint over my door and print the words “Passover” on it. I told her that I was taking up all the keys to the doors in the house and running her through a metal detector before she ever came in. Religious zealots are psycho. My own mother who is typically full of rational thought is too a zealot that can be nuts if God so inclines to tell her to murder her own child. And yet she’s still my best friend…

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I read this article today on Yahoo about what the Pope thinks of the internet. I just about fell out of my chair laughing. He’s hardly informed enough to even make an opinion about the internet. Here is the article: Pope Says Internet ‘Wonderful’ but Needs Regulating

My favorite quote from this article is this one:

“The Pope warned that not only did the Internet allow the spread of depraved material, it could also lead people to believe that facts mattered more than values.”

Imagine that! People actually having rational thoughts. Shouldn’t “good values” be based on facts?

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I read this article today on Yahoo about what the Pope thinks of the internet. I just about fell out of my chair laughing. He’s hardly informed enough to even make an opinion about the internet. Here is the article: Pope Says Internet ‘Wonderful’ but Needs Regulating

My favorite quote from this article is this one:

“The Pope warned that not only did the Internet allow the spread of depraved material, it could also lead people to believe that facts mattered more than values.”

Imagine that! People actually having rational thoughts. Shouldn’t “good values” be based on facts?

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