Frump McGrump has stooped to all new humorous yet pathetic levels of stupidity. This time, in order to really “get us” she has thrown leaves all around the entryway to make it seem as though the wind blew in a ton of leaves. She’s so stupid and lazy she threw them all into big piles and essentially proved it was a stunt because she did not put any where she was standing when she threw them. In addition, we don’t even have any leaves on the ground on this entire side of the building and all of the leaves on the other side of the building blew in the opposite direction. She’s such a phony and a fraud. If it was not so silly and funny it would really be sad. Actually, it is sad because she is just that pathetic… We feel rather sorry for her given that she is such an angry, bitter, pathetic individual.

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We had our meeting with the apartment complex management yesterday. They basically said we could keep opening the door with the cinderblock. I compromised saying that we would partially open the door so no weird animals (rats, stray cats, raccoons, etc.) would get in. They said that sounded great and did not care about the few ladybugs coming inside. They said they would talk to Fatty McUgly and make sure that she would stop harassing us. All was well until she started stealing cinderblocks again and someone left a note on the main door to outside saying, “Please don’t let the bugs in.” We certainly did not post a note saying, “Please don’t let the stink out.” on the single man’s door, although, we would have liked to do that… In addition, the person we suspect that left the latest note lives on the fourth floor and we live on the first floor. They don’t even use this door to do anything except get mail. These people are passive-aggressive idiots. In addition, these people don’t even seem to realize that the “bugs” which are actually ladybugs, specifically, Asian Lady Beetles, help to keep the wheat in Ohio from being ruined by Aphids. The ladybugs can only survive by being indoors during the winter and then emerging in the spring. Then, they will be able to prey on aphids and control the aphid population. The ladybugs cannot even breed or reproduce indoors so it is not as though millions of them will be swarming about the building in May. These people are so disconnected from nature that they cannot possibly see that some insects are actually helpful and help to feed them and the 100 lb. Toddler they are raising along with the other 18 kids they have. Again, they are ignorant idiots.

A funny thing happened to Brian this morning… He was going to school early, before 7 AM, and he walked to the bus stop. While walking, he saw Fatty McUgly was going to take the bus as well. He saw her go behind a dumpster and he walked past her waiting for the bus. He looked back and she was hiding out behind a tree watching him. This woman is our parents age and she’s practically stalking Brian… So, he gets on the bus and looks out the window to see her emerge from behind the tree (with her 200 lb. handbag and 400 lb. shopping bag - she looks like a bag lady). Then she walks up to the bus stop to wait for the next bus, which would be there in about 15 minutes. Why on earth would someone wait an extra 15 minutes for a bus in the cold Ohio morning just so they could hide behind a tree and stalk a man? What a nutcase.

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The woman upstairs, Fatty McUgly, has stooped to new low levels. This time, she left a 3″x5″ index card taped to the cinderblock that props the door open saying:

“THANKS FOR THE JAPANESE BEETLE INFESTATION
DON’T BRICK THE DOOR
THANK YOU”

She is an idiot. The building has no Japanese Beetles and to my knowledge Japanese Beetles are not even outside of the Ohio River Valley because it is too cold. I have also never seen a Japanese Beetle around here. The only thing in the building is a handful of ladybugs and it is hardly an “infestation.” In addition, we used a cinderblock to hold open the door not a brick. Idiot.

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Fatty McUgly continues to steal cinderblocks and throw them. On the other hand, the single man, Stinky Drunko, seems to have the nasty odor of microwave buttered popcorn and cigarette smoke coming from his apartment. We will be very happy to move. We will be even happier when we move to a piece of land that has a 3 acre buffer from humanity.

I have been eBaying like crazy. I still continue to get stupid questions from people who don’t know how to read the auction page. Blah.

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Our neighbor upstairs, Fatty McUgly (this is the nice name I have given her, Brian has called her MUCH worse) has just stolen another cinderblock, this makes 2 in less than 8 hours! This woman is a kleptomaniac for cinderblocks. You would think if someone wanted to steal something, they might want to steal something better than that. We have already written a letter to the management about her and the single man. He and his friends have been yelling in the hallway at 2 AM and yelling in his apartment about how they are drunk and it’s a beautiful thing. Why can’t they be quiet drunks? And why can’t he live in a dorm anyway?

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Our hall stinks because of the single man next door. He is a stinky smoker that has smelly friends and they stink up the hall. Fortunately, we have a door right next to our hallway so we can just prop it open to air out the hall. Otherwise, it gets stale, stinky, and smells like smoke. We started propping the door open with a small rock. Someone took the rock. So, we started propping the door open with bricks (about 8 of them) and someone stole all 8 of the bricks. We decided at that point we would start putting out cinder blocks. So, now over 4 cinder blocks have been kicked onto the sidewalk and then were stolen. As I was sitting at the computer today, I heard a scraping noise (like a cinder block hitting the sidewalk) so I told Brian. He ran out into the mailbox area and finally had a confrontation with the culprit. She is this awful Ohioany woman that lives in our building. She is mean and nasty to everyone for no reason. She has always given us dirty looks (and I am sure anyone else) and she stares at people. She is probably in her late fifties (but she looks like she is 400 years old), always wears brown, and is the most drab looking creature we have ever seen. She has that awful Midwestern nasal voice and is just the quintessential post office employee. Brian thinks she works at the BMV (BUCKEYE Motor Vehicles) ;). After weeks of trying to figure out just who has been closing one of the doors to our building we finally know. Brian asked her if she had been the one kicking the cinderblocks onto the sidewalk and she said yes. So he asked why and told her how the hall stinks because of the single man’s cigarette smoke. She turned her back to him and walked up the stairs and said, “Take it up with the management.” while he was still talking. Rude. I will not repeat what colorful names he called her but he was fuming mad. Before she walked away she said that it made the building cold. We live on the first floor where the door is and she lives on the floor above. I highly doubt that the cold air goes up the stairway and then moves all the way over to her apartment. In addition, she was kicking and stealing bricks, rocks, and cinderblocks long before it got colder here. She was doing it when it was 80+ degrees! She is full of poo so Brian is going to report her to the management. Yay. We really feel sorry for her because she is such a mean-spirited, rude, passive-aggressive, thief.

It is ironically convenient that she is stealing our cinder blocks since we needed to toss them out anyway…

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