March 28, 2005

Day One of Gallbladder Cleanse

This is day one of my gallbladder/gallstone cleanse. I am going to be drinking only apple juice and water for the next four days…fun. I suppose that is fine with me anyway since it is too painful to eat any kind of solid food. Hopefully, I will feel completely better after day four. More updates to come (on other things besides my gallbladder cleansing/fasting). ;)

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August 6, 2002

Starting next Tuesday, I’ll be fasting from human communication, food, and modern luxuries (ie. computer, cell phone, laptop, and anything remotely technologically related) until further notice. I shall further develop my concepts and write a great deal.

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May 1, 2002

Time to detox again, my body is being all slow and groggy. I’m thinking of suing it. :P

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Time to detox again, my body is being all slow and groggy. I’m thinking of suing it. :P

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February 7, 2002

I’m detoxing my body to remove it of all horrible toxins. Next thing I know, I’ll be growing my own damn food. I’m so paranoid about chemicals and steroids in my food. I have this need to live a very long life, perhaps it is my intense desire to rule the world. I need to have reserves of energy to fight off the masses of stupid people who will attack me. Ahh, yes, the odd paranoia and strangeness of a detox diet has set in. Maybe it’s just because of the paint fumes still lurking about from my bathroom. Who knows. I have this knot on the back of my head, it hurts and I’m not sure what it’s from. Maybe my brain is growing larger. I can’t even use all of the one I have yet, never mind more of it ;) I actually feel good today, not in the sense that I accept humanity despite their stupidity but I feel good physically, which is a change. I ran a few miles this morning after I woke up, since I usually run at night this was a change. I am going to my kinesiologist soon and she will evaluate my body and see how I am detoxing. I threw all the peanut butter in the house out, it’s really bad for you by the way. I seem to be rambling, this is unusual. Hmm, I’ll post something of significant intelligence later. And I will have to install the new comment posting system within the next day or so. Mental clarity is nice; either it *is* nice or I just think it’s nice because I’m too crazy to know the difference. Most likely the latter…

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I’m detoxing my body to remove it of all horrible toxins. Next thing I know, I’ll be growing my own damn food. I’m so paranoid about chemicals and steroids in my food. I have this need to live a very long life, perhaps it is my intense desire to rule the world. I need to have reserves of energy to fight off the masses of stupid people who will attack me. Ahh, yes, the odd paranoia and strangeness of a detox diet has set in. Maybe it’s just because of the paint fumes still lurking about from my bathroom. Who knows. I have this knot on the back of my head, it hurts and I’m not sure what it’s from. Maybe my brain is growing larger. I can’t even use all of the one I have yet, never mind more of it ;) I actually feel good today, not in the sense that I accept humanity despite their stupidity but I feel good physically, which is a change. I ran a few miles this morning after I woke up, since I usually run at night this was a change. I am going to my kinesiologist soon and she will evaluate my body and see how I am detoxing. I threw all the peanut butter in the house out, it’s really bad for you by the way. I seem to be rambling, this is unusual. Hmm, I’ll post something of significant intelligence later. And I will have to install the new comment posting system within the next day or so. Mental clarity is nice; either it *is* nice or I just think it’s nice because I’m too crazy to know the difference. Most likely the latter…

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October 4, 2001

I’m going to be starting a Lemonade Diet. It’s not a weight loss diet or anything of that sort, it is a detoxifying diet. I’m going to purge impurities from my body that are in my liver, gallbladder, kidneys, digestive system, lymph nodes, etc for the next 40 days. It’s an all liquid thing. I’ll probably get all skinny and gross but thats ok I can gain weight back ;) This will most assuredly make my system more pure. It’s really not healthy and it does rot in the body, so I figure just not eating it will be fine. Anyway, I am told this Detox Plan will make me rather ill and there is a very large possibility that I will pass Gallstones and maybe Kidney Stones. While this doesn’t excite me, it’s part of cleaning my body out. So, 40 days without any solid food…that’s a long time…I will survive ;)

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