I found this hilarious website with the “real MBTI”: http://www.xeromag.com/fun/personality.html

Here is the description of the INTJ (me):

INTJ: The outside contractor

INTJs are solid, competent personalities who may seem aloof and even arrogant, but who are typically highly skilled in any field which interests them. INTJs are confident in their skills and knowledge, self-assured, and imaginitive; their exceptional problem-solving skills make them ideal architects, auto mechanics, and tools of the evil empire. While it requires the driving will to conquer of an ENTJ to imagine the Death Star and the evil genius of an ENTP to invent its devastating weapons systems, the skill and technical prowess of the INTJ is what makes the whole thing work.

The INTJ sees life as a problem to be solved. For that reason, the INTJ is the person a company brings in from the outside to streamline production processes and identify redundant assets for termination. The INTJ’s combination of analyticial problem-solving skills and complete and utter disregard for the morality or consequences of his actions also make him ideal for the job of hatchet man, CIA operative, and helpdesk operator.

RECREATION: INTJs are often baffled by the strange and incomprehensible recreational rituals of other people, such as going to parties, watching television, and having sex. Instead, they prefer to spend their leisure time installing twin missile launchers in their cars to deter tailgaters and playing chess with megalomaniac CEOs of the Tyrell corporation.

COMPATIBILITY: Silly person, INTJs don’t have relationships! They may, however build their own friends.

Famous INTJs include J. F. Sebastian and Sgt. Apone.

And INTP (Brian) one is even funnier:

INTP: The Egghead

The typical INTP is a logical, abstract thinker whose intellect is ideally suited to understanding pure mathematics, linguistics, formal logic theory, and other pursuits unsuited to making a real living. The INTP can often understand even the most subtle nuances of lattice quantum chromodynamics, but cannot perform more concrete tasks such as dressing himself, operating a motor vehicle, or opening a door. An INTP may be able to tell you how to construct a nuclear reactor from a coconut and two pieces of string, but may be completely incapable of fixing a hole in a boat.

The INTP is really only suited to two careers: college professor and game show contestant. Of these career choices, only one offers the financial rewards which allows him to suport himself; for that reason, INTPs often take the other path, and become tenured academics.

RECREATION: Surprisingly, INTPs are often the hit of the party–not for their sometimes annoying habit of turning every discussion into a debate about semantics nor for their fascinating stories about Pierre de Fermat’s habit of writing things in the margins of his books, but for the fact that they often show up with their pants on backwards and that if you put a Post-It note reading “Kick Me” on an INTP’s back, he won’t notice it no matter how many people kick him. That kind of entertainment never gets old.

COMPATIBILITY: INTPs make ideal companions to INTJs, as neither of them notices they’re in a relationship.

Famous INTPs include Pierre de Fermat and almost everyone who knows what Pierre de Fermat wrote in the margins of his book.

Too good…

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This is such a joke.  Senator Larry Craig is such a ridiculous figure.  He is one of a number of conservatives (religious and otherwise) in the last few years to turn out to be gay.  Way to show the self-hate!  It is truly sad that these geezers are so far in the closet that they cannot admit that they are gay and actually be happy for once in their lives.  Are all Republicans gay?  Or just the gay hating ones?

In other news, I was actually able to watch the YouTube/CNN Democratic debates that took place about a month ago.  I really enjoyed it and thought that it was a unique and interesting format.  The Republicans will be having their debate sometime in November, I think.   I really thought that the standouts were Clinton, Obama, Biden, and Richardson.

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I shall recount now for all to hear the movie horror that hath befallen me this week…

First, we saw Pirates of the Caribbean 3 at the theater  which was visually stunning but the plot was nowhere to be found.

Then, we saw The One with Jet Li, Idiocracy, and the beginning of Season 2 of Friends.  The One was not great - it was rather boring and the story was slow.  The martial arts left a bit to be desired considering that he outmatched all of his opponents because of his super human strength.

Idiocracy - where do I start?  It was humorous in the very beginning where the above average couple is talking about how having children is a big commitment and they do not want to rush into anything.  Then, the next shot is of a below average couple who is on child 15 (or something similar) who keep having stupid kids because they don’t think about the consequences of their actions.  The above average couple continues to age and they never have kids but they dumb people take over the earth.  After that, the movie was really quite bad and cheesy.  I think the bottom line is that humanity should change before they become stupid.  A public service announcement would have done nicely…

Then, Brian wanted to get Friends Season 2 (Disc 1) from Blockbuster.  We watched Season 1 but I am not sure if I really like the show - it seems too similar to Seinfeld in many ways but never as good as Seinfeld.

I think I am finished rambling.

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While I was making myself some hote tea this morning the door bell rang. I was not expecting anyone but saw that two women were standing at our front door and were staring at me. I answered the door and they opened the screen door (big no-no in my book) and proceeded to tell me how many people have unanswered questions about why bad things happen in this world and then wanted to know my answer for why bad things happen. Had they been offering a cash prize or some kind of free vacation then I would have gladly answered. However, they were offering me the Jehovah’s Witness variety of salvation - you know, the kind that only works for 100,000 people. The Jehovah’s Witnesses must be the most idiotic of all Christian sects - they are basically saying that almost everyone will not get into heaven but you should try anyway. I think they need a new marketing strategy because telling people that they are going to work hard to fail is not a way to win believers. Of course, with me they would have even more problems than just that… At any rate, I asked them if they were Jehovah’s Witnesses and they said yes and I said no thank you and have a nice day.

This incident made me ponder why some of our neighbors have large fences and gates around their properties. I think I know the answer now… We have a Jehovah’s Witness *group* that meets in the village above our house and they don’t want them bringing by literature or dropping by for a faux philosophical discussion about why bad things happen in the world. THIS is one of the reasons I left the South - I can’t stand the people who knock on your door to sell you salvation.

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When I spoke to my Mom earlier in the day she mentioned that a friend who worked in a school where a young autistic boy took a penguin from the new aquarium in Atlanta while on a fieldtrip. Apparently, he was able to jump into the tank and take a penguin and then stash it in his backpack. He got on the school bus wet but apparently no one said anything. When he arrived home, his mother opened up his backpack and found the penguin alive and looking back at her. She then took the penguin and put it in the car and called the aquarium and said she was on the way and would be bringing the penguin with her. Apparently, this did not make the news which I thought was somewhat surprising… It did make me wonder how often these sorts of things happen at the zoo or aquariums around the world. It is rather funny and disturbing that no one thought about why a little boy was wet after visiting the aquarium…

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Woohoo! Our waterbed gushed out 3 inches of water! It is a big geyser now. We just got back from Target where we purchased an air mattress. At least it will be dry…

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The other day we received a flyer in the mail from Time Warner cable TV. Normally, we would not pay any attention to such things since we do not own a TV. However, this flyer was rather interesting. A quote from the flyer reads, “Help achieve a victory for Adult Literacy. Get cable TV.” Great. Since when does TV (cable or no cable) help acheive adult literacy? Hilarious…

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I was leaving this morning at about 6:30 AM to go to the gym and much to my surprise my cell phone fell out of my handbag and went under my car. I didn’t realize it had fallen out until I ran over it with the car! I’ve never destroyed a cell phone before, it was pretty funny. So, I get another new cell phone, joke’s on me.

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I was leaving this morning at about 6:30 AM to go to the gym and much to my surprise my cell phone fell out of my handbag and went under my car. I didn’t realize it had fallen out until I ran over it with the car! I’ve never destroyed a cell phone before, it was pretty funny. So, I get another new cell phone, joke’s on me.

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